Corporate Cannabis Sucks, So Do Corporate Cannabis Grinders

Some industries are tailored for ever-expanding size, scope, and scale, but we are learning that legal weed is not one of them. So, why would we expect weed accessories like grinders, glassware, or rolling papers to be any different?

In a corporate race to dominate newly emerging and well established regulated cannabis markets nationwide and even around the globe, something is being lost along the way.

The same can be said for cannabis-adjacent products like weed grinders, papers, etc. that have gone from a handful of brands you could trust to anyone and everyone slapping their name or logo on mass-produced crap that no true cannabis connoisseur wants or asked for.

Here at Phoenician Grinders, we have a small team of friends who all came up in the head shop / smokeshop / tradeshow world watching brands come and go year after year. These companies represent every product type that you’d find in any good smoke shop, but one thing they all have in common is that, frankly, their products sucked.

It used to be that simple. The so-called ‘free hand of the market’ would weed out the riffraff and the worthwhile high-quality gear would rise to the top. That’s why Phoenician Grinders is still here - we make the world’s best weed grinders!

Beyond being buddies around here, we are consummate professionals who all happen to consume, too! Of course, business hours are blunt-free, but once the workday is over, we are grinding and rolling some sticky, potent cannabis nugs.

Not some dry, boofy, corporate mids, all squashed in a stupid mylar bag. We don’t mess with corporate weed.

We make top shelf cannabis grinders at Phoenician, so of course we are going to pack our own personal favorite weed grinders full of the best buds.

The Greatest Weed Grinder is Made By Good Friends Who Love Good Weed

We realize that a perfect cannabis grinder is a bit of an investment, so we have worked hard to design and produce the last weed grinder you’ll ever need!

The fact is, who you decide to spend your money with matters. Every time a Phoenician Grinder is purchased on our site or in your favorite local headshop, the handful of members of our tightknit crew get to pay our bills, buy our groceries, take care of our families… and buy some dank weed once in awhile ;)

There are a few other cannabis grinder brands, our competitors, who can honestly say that they too work with a small crew who all have a passion for good buds and good business. Not many, but there are a few. Of course, our grinders are better than theirs, but hey they can’t win ‘em all, right! But, there are countless cheap, barely functional, and potentially dangerous styles of grinders out there on the market - some branded with fly-by-night names, some “branded” with illegal usage of copyrighted or otherwise protected imagery, lots just anonymously stamped out of some frightening factory overseas.

Is that who you want to give your hard-earned money to?

Again, the best weed grinders will last a lifetime, which is all the more reason to simultaneously splurge on a cool cannabis grinder for yourself and support some cool folks who are here working everyday to produce and provide the perfect cannabis grinder experience.

Thank you for supporting Phoenician Grinders!